Thoughts on Iraq, Cheney, and Jersey Girls
I think this sums up the situation in Iraq pretty nicely.  The Bush chicken hawks are so hard up for talent that they are sending me a letter, hoping that I can get them out their mess.First of all, I don’t know how the gob’ment knows about my home improvement skillz.  I had my suspicions that the CIA and Pentagon were monitoring my blog in the hopes of developing some kind of secret humor weapon
